Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
