New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Randomize
