ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
