bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
