I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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