Yo dont text me then not text me
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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