Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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