wake up i wanna do it froggy style
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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