It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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