going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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