Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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