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Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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