I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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