We're facebook friends in real life
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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