I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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