We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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