I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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