u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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