Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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