Three words: puerto rican gang bang
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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