Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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