too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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