i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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