Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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