carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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