If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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