At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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