i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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