My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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