so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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