We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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