? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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