would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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