Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
