they need to just BURY HIM!
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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