NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
