You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Come on in and take your pants off
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