Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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