i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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