But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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