just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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