I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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