Pappa wants mamma naked
Don't make out with my wife yet
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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