So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
