I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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