oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My vagina just clenched in fear
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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