who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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