Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
two words...techno handjob
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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