No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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