I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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