The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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