I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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