matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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