dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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