I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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