I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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